Saucy Sorcery

doctorwiener:

leisures:

scafellpike:

my mom is a leo and has scoliosis

and i’m a virgo and have intestinal/stomach problems 

and my dad’s a capricorn and always has knee pains

this is rill.

im a gemini and ive broken both my wrists twice and i have asthma

i’m a sagittarius

and i’ve had a lot of pain in my hips

so

i’m a scorpio, and my dick gets me into trouble a lot

(via slutgarden)